Showing posts with label life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Life Lesson #136

I would recommend staying far and away from Chuck E Cheese if you have any intention of bringing children into the world someday. The sheer volume is enough to turn your ovaries into dust.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Life Lesson #76

Just because your good friends with someone doesn't mean you'll be instant friends with their friends or spouse. In some cases you'll wonder how in God's name the two of them ever hit it off.