Highlights

Last week I...

Locked my keys in my car for the very first time EVER.

Dropped my camera and broke something in the lens.

Replaced my morning cup of tea with a glass of grapefruit juice.

Started taking a diuretic (as if I didn't pee enough already).

Bought 24 pingpong balls.

Learned how to Olly.

and

Had my ass grabbed by a complete stranger.