We survived our trip to Paradise via Reno. Kris and I were able to visit friends and family and get the latest issue of SkyMall. We can now order the World's Larget Crossword Puzzle. Our evenings are now booked until 2054. It was truly an unforgettable trip thanks to the 3 dozen eggs I had to peel in preparation to be transformed into "deviled" eggs and served to a crowd of 60. Or maybe it was when a friend of ours revealed that during a moment, while watching 70's porn in his wild and untethered youth, his astute observation was that one of the gifted "actors" had a noticeable tan line. Perhaps it was when my father-in-law shamelessy ripped out a fart that could be heard from the dark side of the moon. Its hard to say just what made the trip so memorable but our lives will never be the same.